Now, you’ve got me started!
Ugly as a hat full of arseholes
I’m so hungry, I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck
Full as a goog = very full after eating
Googie egg - boiled egg.
Soldiers - toast cut in lengths with loads of butter, to dip into said googie egg
Shitfaced = drunk, drunk, drunk
Sparky = electrician
Firey = Fireman
Garbo = rubbish collector
Tip = rubbish collection centre
Chook = chicken
Thongs = rubber casual footwear (not necessarily undie chundies)
Undie chundies = nickers
Mullet = a groovy hairstyle that is bound to make a comeback soon.
Booze = alcohol
Tippel = a little drink
Bludger = lazy person, probably on welfare
Dole = welfare
Ute = car with tray, usually for workmen
Monday week = the Monday following next Monday
And that’s just off the top of me head (spontaneous thought).