You have BBQ’s on a gas barbie

You start liking Aussie Rules footy

and you start calling football - soccer

Vegemite becomes an option for breakfast

and pie and sauce for lunch!

you wear your sunnies in winter

you go to London, spend all you time in the Walkabout and moan about the English weather.

“She’ll be right” is your response to swine flu.

When I was waiting the bus, I was tired and so heavy weight and annoyed that I fell my bag on the ground.

This makes you feel Australian?

You know you’re now an aussie. . . when you wait for the annoying beeping sound at the traffic lights, to walk across the road!

When you say “no problems” as a standard answer

And Add “Mate” for every one and in every phrase and the AUSI BELLY DANCE

You know you’re an Aussie when ....  you can ‘chuck a sickie ’ to go to THE BIG DAY OUT ... and still get paid for it .. !!!!
..  ( The music and atmosphere miraculously cures all your ailments ) ...  !!!!! 

sammy53 - 13 September 2009 03:31 PM

You know you’re an Aussie when ....  you can ‘chuck a sickie ’ to go to THE BIG DAY OUT ... and still get paid for it .. !!!!
..  ( The music and atmosphere miraculously cures all your ailments ) ...  !!!!! 

As long as your boss doesn’t read this!

nicholas987 - 30 July 2009 04:21 PM

And Add “Mate” for every one and in every phrase and the AUSI BELLY DANCE

What is the AUSI BELLY DANCE?

when your chinese girlfriend says   -  ‘its a bloody beautiful day’  and **** [language warning]****  -  ‘for f*(k   sake’!  ... and then eats all your imported vegemite + vita-wheats.